Reason #47 to be owned by an elephant. To belong to something larger than yourself.

October 31st, 2014|

October 30th, 2014|

Some days you wake up just thankful to be part of the human race. Wanting to hug each and every partner of yours in that group, thinking we are the greatest. Today was not […]

October 26th, 2014|

I’m the last person on earth still alive who still speaks this language I just made up.

October 23rd, 2014|

I used to have unconditional love for my fellow humans. But, I am currently in remission.

October 21st, 2014|

My ancient text is infinitely better than your ancient text. It even says so. So there!

October 20th, 2014|

I suddenly realized that all that meditation was interfering with my hard earned anxiety.

October 19th, 2014|

Of course Apple had to come up with their own version, iBola, It can only be contracted using the Apple App store and is incompatible with the original.

October 18th, 2014|

This morning I was dumbfounded when I was trying to remember why I ever leave the shower.

October 17th, 2014|

My journey to discovering Zen was not a huge success. I quickly discovered that the here and now were exactly what made me miserable.

October 16th, 2014|

If you admire being courageous, outspoken and determined… Maybe ISIS is for you.

October 14th, 2014|

With Ebola gaining popularity, I was also thinking of starting my own epidemic, but no one showed up.

October 13th, 2014|

I was watching a tennis match. Boy, those two players really disliked that ball.