May 26th, 2015|

In general I am against texting while driving, but once in a while I meet someone whom I wish would do more of it.

May 25th, 2015|

Even if you tell yourself that a thousand mile walk starts with one step… there is still a thousand miles (minus one step) after that. Just sayin’.

May 14th, 2015|

Did you know that in Finland the place where a race ends is just called ‘The Line’?

May 12th, 2015|

I strongly believe that if I see someone doing something I don’t agree with, I can easily make them change their ways by giving them a stern un-approving look.

May 10th, 2015|

My plan to finally get rid of my laziness has been postponed. A new date will be announced eventually.

May 7th, 2015|

This is not good. I tried Microsoft’s ‘identify your age from a photo’ software and it concluded I was a sofa.

May 4th, 2015|

Mid
process I stopped writing my autobiography. It was turning out too self
centered.

April 28th, 2015|

Without photos we would have no idea what we look like with our eyes shut or with the top of our heads cut off.

April 20th, 2015|

How does a zombie tell his family that though he enjoys the outings and chasing people, he is just not that crazy about brains?

April 8th, 2015|

I don’t like people who are constantly criticizing. I always find something wrong with what they are doing.

April 7th, 2015|

I don’t get it. Every time I take a selfie, the camera replaces me with someone much older.

April 7th, 2015|

Had a great flight yesterday. And the pilot was not even depressive.