November 29th, 2015|

I didn’t say you are wrong and I am right. Though now that you mention it… it does have a ring of truth to it.

November 8th, 2015|

After the nap I took today I really can’t understand anyone saying ‘you snooze… You lose’.

November 3rd, 2015|

When the day of judgment comes and I have to account for everything in my life. I’m really relying heavily on my high score in Candy Crush.

November 2nd, 2015|

The roles I’ve been getting in my dreams have become smaller and smaller. I’m afraid one day I’ll be cut out altogether.

October 27th, 2015|

My bathroom mirror stopped functioning. It no longer shows me what I look like. In any case it was only ever useful for the outside bits.

October 19th, 2015|

My new venture, to create genetically engineered daffodils so one could finally have predictable results when using them for ‘He loves me, he loves me not”. Many problems could be averted.

October 18th, 2015|

When Henry the chicken was growing up, his mother told him he could be anything he wanted to be if he set his mind to it. We will never know if what he really […]

September 27th, 2015|

I don’t like spending time with self centered people. Their incessant focus on themselves makes it difficult to concentrate on me.

September 24th, 2015|

This morning I woke up incredulous. I stayed to the end of my dream to read the credits. Who knew so many people were involved…

September 17th, 2015|

My favorite Google application is Google Naps. I haven’t heard it mentioned by anyone else.

August 20th, 2015|

Bummer. My placebo prescription ran out and my doctor replaced it with a different brand. I don’t know if it will have the same effect.

July 20th, 2015|

I dreamt I was awake all night. But then dozed off and woke up abruptly. This is all very confusing.