July 26th, 2014|
I’m amazed at how much more pleasurable it is to listen to people who agree with me. In fact I completely avoid listening to anyone else.
July 17th, 2014|
To you it may look like I am just loafing around doing nothing. But I am doing this to protect your freedom.
July 15th, 2014|
I don’t get it. There is this guy I unfriended a while ago, yet… he still shows up quite clearly at the bus stop every morning. Where do I need to click to make […]
July 14th, 2014|
I can’t figure out who that guy is that appears in my selfies.
July 13th, 2014|
There is nothing quite like the joy of finding a seat next to a power outlet in an airport.
July 8th, 2014|
Technology!… I have this great new meta hat. The minute I put it on it feels exactly as if I am right here. It is uncanny!
July 6th, 2014|
The biggest dilemma ceiling fans have is whether to spin around and circulate air or just sit around and admire the ceiling.
July 5th, 2014|
Radical thinking today. I think I am going to start with plan B. Didn’t see that coming, did you?
July 4th, 2014|
I just figured out that all user manuals are basically a collection of excuses for how things work differently than I expect them to work.
June 26th, 2014|
My accomplishments and notoriety in molecular biology can be directly attributed to the effort I put into extensive research and my involvement in the field.
June 24th, 2014|
Turns out I am much less interesting than I had initially thought.
June 23rd, 2014|
I guess I am just about ready to give up on becoming a prodigy.