December 21st, 2014|

It’s exhausting listening to me all day and night. I wish there was a way to shut me up for a while.

December 12th, 2014|

Terrible! I forgot the user/password for the cat.

December 10th, 2014|

YOLO. You only leave once.

December 4th, 2014|

After a long and sleepless night, I am finally announcing that I will not be running in the upcoming elections. Just thinking of the greater good.

December 3rd, 2014|

I longingly remember a time when I was more nostalgic than I am now.

December 2nd, 2014|

I’m not completely opposed to failure, in fact I think it’s a productive thing. I would however like to try something else once in a while.

December 1st, 2014|

I am proposing a new Make A Wish foundation. It works this way… Any time I wish for anything, someone from the foundation shows up and takes care of things. I can’t see a […]

November 28th, 2014|

The climate change deniers organization is building a waterproof center so they can continue to deny climate change while under water.

November 27th, 2014|

I don’t like it that everyone is unique and special. I can’t get away with using my standard responses.

November 26th, 2014|

I got really angry looking for something to drink with. Turns out that was the last straw.

November 25th, 2014|

I’ve discovered that OK maybe I can’t cook great food but boy can I eat it.

November 24th, 2014|

My new 4D printer can print a cheap plastic trinket two weeks ago.