October 23rd, 2014|

I used to have unconditional love for my fellow humans. But, I am currently in remission.

October 21st, 2014|

My ancient text is infinitely better than your ancient text. It even says so. So there!

October 20th, 2014|

I suddenly realized that all that meditation was interfering with my hard earned anxiety.

October 19th, 2014|

Of course Apple had to come up with their own version, iBola, It can only be contracted using the Apple App store and is incompatible with the original.

October 18th, 2014|

This morning I was dumbfounded when I was trying to remember why I ever leave the shower.

October 17th, 2014|

My journey to discovering Zen was not a huge success. I quickly discovered that the here and now were exactly what made me miserable.

October 16th, 2014|

If you admire being courageous, outspoken and determined… Maybe ISIS is for you.

October 14th, 2014|

With Ebola gaining popularity, I was also thinking of starting my own epidemic, but no one showed up.

October 13th, 2014|

I was watching a tennis match. Boy, those two players really disliked that ball.

October 12th, 2014|

Some days you are just full of the joy of life, and the love of your fellow human beings. This was not one of those days.

October 9th, 2014|

If you are one of those trying to make the case for intelligent design… I have one word for you… toenails.

October 8th, 2014|

My personal trainer says at least I should show up. I don’t interfere in his life. Why does he have to interfere in mine?