January 23rd, 2015|

I just took the Facebook how good is your memory test. But I prefer darker coffee.

January 18th, 2015|

I think I’m covered. I liked a few posts and declared I am Charlie. Problem averted. That was close.

January 15th, 2015|

I’m all in favor of you loving yourself, just not when you are sitting next to me on the bus.

January 6th, 2015|

Better to have failed than to have never tried at all. Yes. But why so often?

January 2nd, 2015|

Facebook said I had another great year. I guess I wasn’t paying attention.

December 31st, 2014|

My expectations have dwindled through the years and from wishing for world peace I’ve settled on charged mobile devices and less knee pain. Lets make this one a year of small blessings.

So… this year, […]

December 30th, 2014|

I felt sleazy today as I was walking past the nudist beach. I kept dressing everyone in my mind.

December 29th, 2014|

This the beginning of a beautiful friendship… or the end of a very ugly one.

December 26th, 2014|

I did the Facebook ‘How Good Is Your Grammar’ test and got a very low grade. But really. What do they know? She is a wonderful woman.

December 24th, 2014|

I don’t get what they mean the universe started with the big bank…

December 23rd, 2014|

I wonder if germs think about us at all. Do some of them not even believe we exist?

December 21st, 2014|

It’s exhausting listening to me all day and night. I wish there was a way to shut me up for a while.