July 26th, 2014|

I’m amazed at how much more pleasurable it is to listen to people who agree with me. In fact I completely avoid listening to anyone else.

July 17th, 2014|

To you it may look like I am just loafing around doing nothing. But I am doing this to protect your freedom.

July 15th, 2014|

I don’t get it. There is this guy I unfriended a while ago, yet… he still shows up quite clearly at the bus stop every morning. Where do I need to click to make […]

July 14th, 2014|

I can’t figure out who that guy is that appears in my selfies.

July 13th, 2014|

There is nothing quite like the joy of finding a seat next to a power outlet in an airport.

July 8th, 2014|

Technology!… I have this great new meta hat. The minute I put it on it feels exactly as if I am right here. It is uncanny!

July 6th, 2014|

The biggest dilemma ceiling fans have is whether to spin around and circulate air or just sit around and admire the ceiling.

July 5th, 2014|

Radical thinking today. I think I am going to start with plan B. Didn’t see that coming, did you?

July 4th, 2014|

I just figured out that all user manuals are basically a collection of excuses for how things work differently than I expect them to work.

June 26th, 2014|

My accomplishments and notoriety in molecular biology can be directly attributed to the effort I put into extensive research and my involvement in the field.

June 24th, 2014|

Turns out I am much less interesting than I had initially thought.

June 23rd, 2014|

I guess I am just about ready to give up on becoming a prodigy.