January 23rd, 2015|
I just took the Facebook how good is your memory test. But I prefer darker coffee.
January 18th, 2015|
I think I’m covered. I liked a few posts and declared I am Charlie. Problem averted. That was close.
January 15th, 2015|
I’m all in favor of you loving yourself, just not when you are sitting next to me on the bus.
January 6th, 2015|
Better to have failed than to have never tried at all. Yes. But why so often?
January 2nd, 2015|
Facebook said I had another great year. I guess I wasn’t paying attention.
December 31st, 2014|
My expectations have dwindled through the years and from wishing for world peace I’ve settled on charged mobile devices and less knee pain. Lets make this one a year of small blessings.
So… this year, […]
December 30th, 2014|
I felt sleazy today as I was walking past the nudist beach. I kept dressing everyone in my mind.
December 29th, 2014|
This the beginning of a beautiful friendship… or the end of a very ugly one.
December 26th, 2014|
I did the Facebook ‘How Good Is Your Grammar’ test and got a very low grade. But really. What do they know? She is a wonderful woman.
December 24th, 2014|
I don’t get what they mean the universe started with the big bank…
December 23rd, 2014|
I wonder if germs think about us at all. Do some of them not even believe we exist?
December 21st, 2014|
It’s exhausting listening to me all day and night. I wish there was a way to shut me up for a while.