September 19th, 2014|
I guess this was a story in the making. In my high school yearbook I was voted most likely to be bitten by a mosquito.
September 18th, 2014|
Often, the only reason people believe they cannot achieve something is because they can’t.
September 15th, 2014|
Lets not forget. Every silver lining has a massive dark cloud right in the middle of it. Have a good day.
September 11th, 2014|
Humanity. OK, but… What’s the up side?
September 7th, 2014|
I spend a lot of time editing myself out of my selfies.
September 6th, 2014|
I started late with my career as a prodigy.
September 5th, 2014|
It’s not true that most people don’t have a moral compass. They will consistently make a strong point of doing or saying anything that will further their agenda.
September 3rd, 2014|
Aromatherapists without borders, providing relief and soothing smells for refugees the world over.
September 1st, 2014|
Before you get into a serious relationship, ask yourself. Is this the person I want to sit across from in restaurants for the rest of my life while he stares at his phone?
August 31st, 2014|
The only things preventing me from being a Jihadist are a total lack of belief, no stomach for blood and virtually no interest in virgins.
August 18th, 2014|
What’s the expiration date on nostalgia?
August 17th, 2014|
Teaching starving kids to consume stupid tweets would solve two of the world’s biggest problems.