My expectations have dwindled through the years and from wishing for world peace I’ve settled on charged mobile devices and less knee pain. Lets make this one a year of small blessings.

So… this year, when you come home with the shopping and bend over for the key, your glasses won’t drop and you will not step on them and then not be able to find the key.

When you call that hairy brute in the bank a Gorilla, this time he won’t hear you.

Rushing late, to the show you will actually find parking and will not have to apologize to the whole row of people that will have to get up to let you through.

The plumber will say it was really nothing, and no trouble at all for him.

The guy you know from fourth grade with the bad breath will pass by and not stop to say we really have to get together sometime soon.

The hot water holds out to the end of your shower.

At the restaurant you do not find a small thing with legs at the bottom of the bowl of soup.

The waiter actually notices you standing on the table and waiving.

When you arrive at the train station, the train is actually there.

You don’t jump into the pool just to realize you are wearing the bathing suit that has been eaten by moths and is falling apart.

The woman in front of you in the supermarket checkout does not get the only item without a price tag in the store and then want to pay using a check from Poland.

And… If we can get all of these… maybe we can shoot for world peace next year.