I’m working on a new methodology called Gnürga. A series of yoga exercises that when completed, the item you bought at Ikea is assembled.

My homeopathic medicine claims to be stronger the less of it you take. I’m afraid to overdose by not taking any of it at all.

By adjusting my dreams, I’ve finally achieved the body of my dreams.

Obviously, the makers of that stupid movie completely didn’t get the gentle, peaceful nature of Islam,