After years I finally located my Settings Control Panel. Under the Behavior section it said: ’ To continue antisocial behavior, do nothing’.

Everyone always concentrates on the negative and no one ever sees the kinder, gentler side of zombies. There is definitely prejudice at work here.

I sometimes wonder if other people are as self-centered as I am. And if they are, what’s in it for me?

Yesterday, I was thinking I would implement my revolutionary idea that would bring universal happiness and world peace. Instead, I decided to check if there was anything good on TV.