The roles I’ve been getting in my dreams have become smaller and smaller. I’m afraid one day I’ll be cut out altogether.

My bathroom mirror stopped functioning. It no longer shows me what I look like. In any case it was only ever useful for the outside bits.

My new venture, to create genetically engineered daffodils so one could finally have predictable results when using them for ‘He loves me, he loves me not”. Many problems could be averted.

When Henry the chicken was growing up, his mother told him he could be anything he wanted to be if he set his mind to it. We will never know if what he really always wanted was to be chicken nuggets.