I dreamt I was awake all night. But then dozed off and woke up abruptly. This is all very confusing.

My cognitively challenged watch says “I’m not sure” when I ask it what time it is. Still I’m glad it has a job.

Right after licking her anus our cat will come over and lick my face. Is she just sharing something wonderful with me or does she think she just discovered another one?

I would say that my self deprecation is second rate at best.