My new fitness app has very low expectations of me. “Great job!! You moved for 7.5 minutes today”

This is a great arrangement! One day of introspection and then I can go back to doing exactly as I please, completely disregarding everyone else!

Great! I just received a Groupon that gives you two atonements for the price of one. Just in time. Can’t wait to try it out.

Bummer. The results from last years atonement have not been returned yet so I don’t know which of my strategies worked, and what to use this year. Talk about service…