My career adviser came back with the analysis of my test results. He said he thought I would do very well as a member of a sleeper cell.

There is a certain satisfaction when real life mimics idioms. It would be nice though if occasionally it was something other than “Shit Happens”.

Did you notice that the only normal people are those you don’t know very well?

A different character would have made a world of difference. I really don’t know why I went with this one.