What I learned in my statistics class I that precisely 87.5% of everything is nonsense. (this rule included)

Many people’s fantasies deal with the future, what could be. Mine deal with the past. Less risky.

After years of research I’ve discovered the meaning of life. It is Soy Sauce. God only knows what he was thinking…

I don’t know… Do you think it was presumptuous of me to have prepared an Oscar thank you speech?