If it wasn’t for that aromatherapist on the bus, the guy with the heart attack would have been a gonner.

What separates us from the rest of the animals is our ability, regardless of where or when, to disregard our surroundings and with great intent, stare at our phone.

My doctor says he can’t be sure if the Placebo pills he prescribed are actually doing anything or if it is just the Placebo effect.

I’ve just received my diploma as “Honorary Vegetarian” as recognition that though I eat meat, I think it’s wrong. My hypocrite diploma is arriving next week.