I keep wondering about the previous pope and whether once he left, they came the next day and disconnected his direct line to god.

I met this sorceress today and asked her to make me a sandwich. Now I’m looking for someone who knows how to reverse this.

I thought our new cat really loved me until I saw that the armchair received exactly the same treatment.

My goal is every year to do one thing better than ever. This year I am thinking embezzlement.