My homeopathic medicine claims to be stronger the less of it you take. I’m afraid to overdose by not taking any of it at all.

By adjusting my dreams, I’ve finally achieved the body of my dreams.

Obviously, the makers of that stupid movie completely didn’t get the gentle, peaceful nature of Islam,

I’m going to have myself checked tomorrow… Something is wrong. I don’t have an overwhelming urge to go and buy the new iPhone.