With Mosquitoes around I always get drunk. They just like me.

The one big advantage I have over Bach, Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci and Newton is that I am alive. So there!

I keep wondering about the previous pope and whether once he left, they came the next day and disconnected his direct line to god.

I met this sorceress today and asked her to make me a sandwich. Now I’m looking for someone who knows how to reverse this.