I think I may have just reached my memory’s limit. This morning when I was trying to memorize a telephone number, my fourth grade teacher completely disappeared..

Please God, don’t let the fact that you don’t exist stop you from granting my wishes.

I’ve always been a party pooper. I used to just not like parties. Now I take it more literally.

Good news. I’ve managed to prune my Facebook friend list so perfectly that I am not exposed to a single thought or muttering that I don’t agree with completely.