I did the Facebook ‘How Good Is Your Grammar’ test and got a very low grade. But really. What do they know? She is a wonderful woman.

I don’t get what they mean the universe started with the big bank…

I wonder if germs think about us at all. Do some of them not even believe we exist?

It’s exhausting listening to me all day and night. I wish there was a way to shut me up for a while.