The biggest dilemma ceiling fans have is whether to spin around and circulate air or just sit around and admire the ceiling.

Radical thinking today. I think I am going to start with plan B. Didn’t see that coming, did you?

I just figured out that all user manuals are basically a collection of excuses for how things work differently than I expect them to work.

My accomplishments and notoriety in molecular biology can be directly attributed to the effort I put into extensive research and my involvement in the field.