I would probably get more done if I could concentrate on things a bit longer. Hold on… I need to take this.

It is important you learn to love yourself, though… I can see that with some… that is not an easy task.

I’m proud of myself for not letting all this fame go to my head.

Just found this note buried in the yard saying “your time machine has been repaired and is ready to be picked up, please bring payment to our office address at June 3rd 1928”.