This is my first birthday where my age divides into 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,12,15,20,30. And the last one in which I can still actually do the math.

I
have the age of someone twice my age.

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Really, really, really old.

Since sixty is the new forty and forty is the new twenty and twenty is the new sixteen… I’m off to high school.