As the only me in the country, I’ve just been declared a protected minority. A museum will be erected to preserve my heritage.

I’ve just stumbled upon this amazing conspiracy. Haven’t you ever wondered what happened to those missing stripes in corduroy?

Watching ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ movie totally put a mirror up to my life. I really have to put an end to those drunken, drugged orgies on the yacht. (or at least cut down on them)

Whenever I am having a bad day I think well at least I’m not a brain sucking zombie with a missing eye.