When flying, I often pretend that the whole plane is gone except me and my seat soaring through the air. After that I usually go to the bathroom, which is pretty scary with the whole plane gone.

Trying to see things from my point of view. But sometimes it’s not easy.

Reincarnation is interesting, but I am still trying to figure out if there is life before death.

My Roomba is dating the toaster. God, I hope they are careful.