The results of my exhaustive comparative research project comparing Iceland and Israel are in:
Iceland – Israel.
Huge – tiny.
Hardly any people – way too many people.
Endless supply of water – no water.
Endless supply of energy – no energy.
No neighbors – surrounded by neighbors that want to kill you.
Freezing cold – Scorching hot.
No humus – best humus in the world.

If God had any idea what’s done in his name he would get up and disappear forever. Hey… Maybe that’s what happened.

Amazing! Did you know in Iceland sheep have 147 words for grass.

Bummer. My atonement this year was rejected. They said I was late with my atonement fees. Great… Now I have to atone for that too!