Like the US government, I too can totally destroy anyone in my vicinity with my drone.(I just go on and on and on)

In order to make GPS devices seem more human, our next version is going to be asking ‘are we there yet?’ every 11 minutes.

I keep trying to convince them it is just déjà vu but they insist I really was there before and please return those books already.

The slogan of the cannibal nutrition board. ‘You eat what you are’.