This is not good. I tried Microsoft’s ‘identify your age from a photo’ software and it concluded I was a sofa.

Mid
process I stopped writing my autobiography. It was turning out too self
centered.

Without photos we would have no idea what we look like with our eyes shut or with the top of our heads cut off.

How does a zombie tell his family that though he enjoys the outings and chasing people, he is just not that crazy about brains?