I don’t like people who are constantly criticizing. I always find something wrong with what they are doing.

I don’t get it. Every time I take a selfie, the camera replaces me with someone much older.

Had a great flight yesterday. And the pilot was not even depressive.

That’s what I call overkill. He could have solved it all by giving pharaoh a severe case of diarrhea, but no… he had to go out and slay every first born.