I really enjoyed having the pope over these last few days. He could have been more helpful in clearing the table, but maybe I’m being a bit petty.

I try to make the world a better place, by not interfering in any way.

I bought this new gadget just to impress my batteries, but they were nonplussed.

I was thinking of strapping a GoPro camera to my head and documenting my day, for an exciting adventure movie. Then I realized that a still image would be virtually identical.