This is embarrassing…The other Mosquitoes invited me out for drinks tonight. Not knowing that I’m a vegetarian.

People are so self centered that when I start telling them my life story, by the time I get to age four…they usually aren’t really listening.

They don’t pollinate flowers, they don’t do anything nice, they are not cute. Does anyone have a clue why we need mosquitoes?

Can imagine the awkwardness when a woodpecker decides to come out to his family as a real estate developer?