At least during the Black Plague they didn’t get that sinking feeling when they realized they forgot to charge the phone.

I am starting to get a bit suspicious of this history book I am reading. It keeps referring to certain people as ‘The bad guys’.

Turns out my brain uses only 10 percent of me.

What surprises me is not that I have a common ancestor with a giraffe but that I have a common ancestor with that guy from the post office.