The three things preventing me from being a great sportsman are: physical attributes, character and not the slightest interest in anything to do with sport.

I was pondering the reason for our existence and what is the meaning of it all. Then I got the munchies and checked the fridge for anything good. And that was that.

At my age, Napoleon was already dead 7 years and Alexander the Great was dead 26 years. So there!

This is so cool. I’m taking part in a huge social experiment. I walk around doing all kinds of things and they evaluate my interactions with the world. At least I think it is an experiment.