I’ve just stumbled upon this amazing conspiracy. Haven’t you ever wondered what happened to those missing stripes in corduroy?

Watching ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ movie totally put a mirror up to my life. I really have to put an end to those drunken, drugged orgies on the yacht. (or at least cut down on them)

Whenever I am having a bad day I think well at least I’m not a brain sucking zombie with a missing eye.

People who talk about the beauty in mathematics never saw our math teacher.