This is embarrassing. The shampoo company sent someone over to see why I wasn’t respecting the ‘repeat’ directive.

My doctor doubled the dose on my Placebo prescription as the original dose was not doing enough.

Aren’t same sex marriages what all people end up having anyway?

I decided to call my agent and tell him I cannot put up with this shallow life as a celebrity any longer. Then I remembered I don’t actually have an agent.