When Henry the chicken was growing up, his mother told him he could be anything he wanted to be if he set his mind to it. We will never know if what he really always wanted was to be chicken nuggets.

I don’t like spending time with self centered people. Their incessant focus on themselves makes it difficult to concentrate on me.

This morning I woke up incredulous. I stayed to the end of my dream to read the credits. Who knew so many people were involved…

My favorite Google application is Google Naps. I haven’t heard it mentioned by anyone else.