I was too cheap to buy a smart-watch so I got a smart-alec-watch instead. It shows me tomorrows time and thinks that’s funny.

I think my answering machine is broken. I left it 6 questions… and…. Nothing.

I am formally announcing that I am NOT in talks with Warner Brothers for purchasing the rights to my life story. Lets put those rumors to bed.

I was just sitting around pondering the futility of it all. But then I realized… what’s the point?