The misanthrope association refuse to renew my membership because I hate some people a bit less.

My doctor said it would be better if I stopped texting. I asked if it would make me healthier, he said no. But it would make it easier for him to examine me.

New is the new new.

Show me just one End-of-the-World prophecy that turned out to be true and I will start believing in that sort of stuff.