This is so cool. I’m taking part in a huge social experiment. I walk around doing all kinds of things and they evaluate my interactions with the world. At least I think it is an experiment.

I’d like to thank all those who have helped me in my life long struggle with laziness. I couldn’t have done it without you.

I’ll be blunt. I have a birthday coming up in a couple of days, if you are toying with the idea of not sending a birthday greeting… You might find yourself mentioned in a one-liner. And not in a good way. Just sayin’.

I don’t think the words “never again” mean what people think they mean.