Turns out that telling yourself you are happy is exactly the same as being happy. So… I am happy. I am also tall.

What I learned in my statistics class I that precisely 87.5% of everything is nonsense. (this rule included)

Many people’s fantasies deal with the future, what could be. Mine deal with the past. Less risky.

After years of research I’ve discovered the meaning of life. It is Soy Sauce. God only knows what he was thinking…