I don’t know… Do you think it was presumptuous of me to have prepared an Oscar thank you speech?

I’m suspicious… When I came home today, the Roomba scampered quickly to its place, and the toaster has a hickey.

Do you think I am too harsh? I put my foot down and said no! Our dog cannot have a new ipad this year.

It’s a good thing I asked. They said sure, I could work from home for my job at the slaughterhouse.