Free will is being transitioned during the next five years to a paid service. Though prices will be reasonable.

A wise man once said to me ‘Kid, if you are done there, get the hell out. There are others waiting in line’.

I’m starting a new viral trend. Taking pictures of things on your shelf. The Shelfi.

I was thinking of cutting my toenails but was annoyed to discover that Google had, of course, thought of it first.