Bummer. Tried to return the invisibility cloak I bought but the customer service agent couldn’t see me.

My personal trainer at the gym said I could increase my results dramatically just by showing up.

Showed them. Today at the restaurant the waiter asked if he could seat us. I told him we are booked for now, but might be able to squeeze them in at 9:30.

They say our biggest problem is indifference and apathy. That might be true, but I don’t really care.